When your main business and source of income is centered on talk and opinion, it’s probably a bad idea to call the owner and CEO of Twitter : “A dumb ass bully with too much time and money”, among other things.
Well someone forgot to tell daytime talk loudmouth Whoopi Goldberg that little gem of a rule, because that’s exactly the kind of liberal garbage that lost her her precious Twitter account.
Apparently time will heal such wounds, and Whoopi apparently felt that truth last week, breaking down in public at the Bennigan’s restaurant in Beverly Hills. Reporter Joe Barron was oh so coincidentally there.
“Whoopi just broke down, right there in front of her plate of milksteak and potato clumps and let it rip. She said she was sorry for insulting Mr. Musk, and that she was tired of being treated like a pariah.”
Indeed. Many customers of the establishment complained after being showered by tears from the Sister Act star as they flew like dildoes out of Senator Lindsey Graham’s bathroom.
Elon Musk has already caught wind of the breakdown and had a brief comment to make to his fans. On Twitter, of course.
“I’m glad she’s as sad as I could make her. It’s what I do now. I’m the boss of depression and pain.”
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