Taylor Swift is enjoying her meteoristic rise to super stardom right now. As the top selling number one musical act in the United States at the moment, her estimated worth rivals even Elon Musk.
Her latest rum through the nation, dubbed the “Make America Honest Tour,” a blatant jab at Donald Trump and his host of kindergarten-brained C.H.U.D. followers, has flourished, despite a hiccup with ticket sales promoter Ticketmaster, who mistakenly sold tickets for thousands of dollars.
The tour is kicking off in Queef Lake, Oregon, and is led by the album of the same name, with the first single “Dump Trump’s Rump” reaching the highest position in the Billboard Top 100 and staying there for weeks.
Tour manager and Swift promoter Joe Barron believes that the artist’s political activism is a giant part of her popularity.
“Oh, she hates Trump, like, really hates him. And her fans know it and they do too. They’re young, but they’re getting older, growing up liberal, and soon enough, they’ll be a downright voting bloc. In other words, Taylor is saving the world. One screaming kid at a time.”
“Saving the world” is a bit of a stretch. But if this mega-mob continues to grow at the rate it’s growing now, Donald Trump will be a new historical Hitler within a decade.
It’s a love story, baby just say it.
