Apparently, it’s not enough to have millions, perhaps, billions of dollars in concert and album sales and be arguably, the most famous person in the world.  Now, Taylor Swift wants her own restaurant chain.

And she’s soon going to have it.  Preparing to open in January of next year in seventeen locations to start, will be “Shake It!”, her new chain of vegetarian eateries.  All of the primary locations are in Louisiana and Oklahoma, with more to follow in other states later.

Except Florida.

The songstress/entrepreneur introduced us to her head of operations Joe Barron, who have us a bit of insight into the menu, the style, and the operation of the yummy slums.

“Fresh ingredients, first of all.  Everything will be fresh when you walk in under the Sukkah door, which is based on the Jewish construct.  Don’t bump your head on the gourds!”

” The Chefs and cooks will all be drawn from local communes where they’ll live in peace and solidarity.  All of the vegetables are free-range.  We even have chicken shaped patties for the kids.  They’re made from soy and animal droppings, but you get it.”

Swift is said to be contributing over eight million in startup fees to the enterprise.  Let’s hope “Shake It!” turns out a hell of a lot better than Garth Brooks’ bar.

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    MAYBE HE COULD TELL ME WHY EVERYONE’S SHOUTING HERE !!! ( mainly just Mabel )

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    • Joe Biden (I'm still standing! Yeah yeah yeah!)

      Sup! Will send you the monkeys right now! *sends the monkeys to security*. Also, everyone is shouting because of Mabel the booty eater from mar a lago. She eats it so quickly that people start to scream, in all caps!
      (Note: Hi mom, if you are seeing this message then Flagg Eagleton will replace tucker carlsons gaping butthole as the main host of fox and friends)

      • Tucker Carlson's gaping Butthole

        Sup ma homey! I’m in Australia trying to find zero I.Q fucktards who will swallow the dumbarse fucktardery I used to peddle to Taters on Fox until old scrotum face fired me coz I couldn’t keep it in my pants and tongued Mad Vlad’s freckle too vigorously, but I appear to have received SECURITY’s monkeys – so I’ll give a SHOUT OUT to SHOUTY maBEl who appears to be so ubiquitous on this site now that even I can’t make up enough dopey names to reply to them all !!

        Keep Biden your time Sleepy – the Orange Rapist is going down … on Mad Vlad and the hacker army.

        • Rupert Murdoch

          You’re FIRED !! Again – as these painted monkeys I recently received in error do a far better job licking my wrinkly old scrotum than any of my five …. checks watch …. six ex wives ever did.

          • Mabel Johnson's sugar mama!

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        • Kendrick Lamar

          Drake – isn’t that like a big retarded duck ? Like Donald ?

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          So that’d be TTBC ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

          • Mabel Johnson's sugar mama!

            ACCURATE !!!! NOT LIKE US WILL BE GETTING A TRUMP VERSION SOON !!!! IM STILL WAITING FOR AN ARTICLE BASED ON…SKIBIDI BIDEN !!!!

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            Go to Faux News – those brain dead arse lickers will regurgitate any old shit on Sleepy.

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      • Mad Vlad

        Can confirm my freckle is squeaky clean and Carlson is an irrelevant fucktard banished to the Colonies to fellate kangaroos and bum koalas.

        Tie me Kangaroo down sport ! ( as the other notorious kiddie fiddler used to sing…)

        C’mon Donald – this shrivelled lttle fucker ain’t gonna suck itself Bro !

        • DJ Trump - RAPIST

          Roger that boss man – the judge has just let me out so will fire up Rape Jet II and be across there ASAP !!

          P.S Fire up the CCTV in the Moscow hotel and put the hookers on notice – Orange man is back for the YELLOW SHOWER ( that’s for MaBlE )

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          • Mabel Johnson's sugar mama!

            I LOVE YELLOW SHOWERS BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE SALT AND OIL, WHICH ARE BOTH VERY AMERICAN !!!! THE HOOKER DESERVED IT, HOPE SHE ENJOYED IT !!!!

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            Mabel Johnson’s suga mama obviously hasn’t tasted my Orange whizz – it tastes like Ivanka’s anus !!!!

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          • Chelsea

            If Trumpy was my Dad I’d be in it with him too !

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  45. MabLe's MoMMa

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    (Maybe he could speak to Ivanka after daddy’s finished beating off over her high school photos ?)

    Toot toot – Trumpy’s tiny pecker’s out again …

    • Mabel Johnson's sugar mama!

      YUP !!!! AND THE TINY PECKERS GONNA GO TO TOWN !!!! ALSO, HI MOM !!!! DON’T FORGET TO SEND DONALD TRUMP JR HIS PAINTED MONKEY OF THE DAY !!!! ITS BUTTHOLE IS GAPING LIKE GOATSE !!!!

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    • yo Momma

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      • MABLes dAD

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        Prepare the monkeys Biden … I’m heading in !!!!

        Thanks yo Momma ( can you SPEAK UP NEXT TIME 😉 )

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          OK THEN !!!! I REGAINED MY MOUTH BY PRAISING TRUMPS TINY PECKER !!!!

          • Bill Clinton

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          • Mabel Johnson's sugar mama!

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            GOOD IDEA !!!! MAYBE THAT COULD GET MORE PERCULIAR PEOPLE TO VISIT IT !!!! HOPE THAT THE PECKER IS BUBBA SIZED INSTEAD OF TRUMP SIZED !!!!

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      • Mabel Johnson's sugar mama!

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        • Casino_needingAwoodenShoeUpTheClacker

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