Deep in the basement at Twitter headquarters, there’s apparently a couple of server rooms that house the secret and forgotten files that the previous owners of the social media giant locked away and forgot about. As Elon Musk has shown us, they can contain critically important and damaging information.
Recently, one of Twitter’s few remaining original employees, Joe Barron, alerted Musk to the presence of a large group of collected data : data that has exclusively to do with left wing high mighty muck George Soros.
It appears to be mostly tax records, sexual conquests, and lists of Top Ten Nicolas Cage movies, but Musk confirmed just yesterday that there is also some shocking personal information. And he’s about to let it see life.
“George Soros is a fellow billionaire, and I’ve seen a lot of the info, and it’s crippling. All the people he gave money to. Antifa plans and maps. The secret formula for Coca Cola. He had it all. And Twitter, just like everything else, suppressed it. Well, I say, no more. NO MORE!”
The effervescent zillionaire has pledged to release all of the files starting in early February. It will certainly be a testament to truth when we can all see what that naughty millionaire is all about. For real this time.
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