The mass of illegal aliens that Governor Ron DeSantis flew to Martha’s Vineyard last week are having an interesting cross-country tour.

Whisked away from the southern border crossing where they snuck in amidst bags of churros, heavily laden burros, and dog-eared paperbacks detailing the life of Aileen Wornous, the Floridian flash sent the unsuspecting group to Martha’s Vineyard, liberal sanctuary city and supposed “Nirvana.”  What a great guy.

Now, however, after the residents rebelled and called in the National Guard, resident Barack Obama has stepped out of his gazillion-dollar mansion and used his own money to solve the problem by chartering two flights to Miami, Florida.

Airplane mechanic and professional silly string artist Sandra Batt told the press that the residents of Martha’s Vineyard had just had enough of the Latin provocateurs.

“They wander around staring at the hot tubs and the Bentleys and such.  They’re just, like, annoying.  So thankfully, the Obamas stepped up, like they always do.  What a great family they are.  These people are just going to be tickled in Miami for sure.”

Both flights have limited stopovers at Orlando’s greatest tourist attractions including Disneyland, Universal Studios resort, and the nation’s biggest ball of discarded CVS receipts, which has grown to nearly seventeen miles in diameter.

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