The madness of political correctness never seems to stop with these Democrats. First, they changed the name of our beloved pancake syrup, then they forced the Redskins to call themselves the Washington Football Team. However, that was only the beginning of their destruction of our great American culture.

A militant liberal atheist group in New Orleans that calls themselves the “Bast Alpha Organization,” a group filled with known pedophiles and killers, has announced their intention to get the New Orleans Saints to change their name at any cost.

A spokesman for the organization, and known pedophile, R. Tolle, had this to say about his group’s plans:

“The name of the Saints offends me greatly. I used to be a religious person, but after cheating on my wife with a man on numerous occasions, I was kicked out of the church. As a result, I have become an atheist.

Now that I am an atheist, I have come to the conclusion that the name of the New Orleans Saints is a source of great distress to me and my fellow atheists. That is why I am calling for the ownership of the team to immediately change the name of the organization to something more inclusive.

If these demands are not met, I will call upon my brothers in ANTIFA, and they will bring chaos and destruction upon the New Orleans. It will make Hurricane Katrina look like a picnic.”

A spokesman for the New Orleans Saints, Joe Barron, issued a statement in regard to these demands:

“We do not negotiate with terrorists. Especially terrorists that have a track record of perversion and public indecency. You can crawl back under your rock. We don’t want to hear from you or your ilk ever again.”

These Bast Alpha terrorists will soon learn their place. If they are to try any funny business, President Trump will send the U.S. Marshalls straight to their compound. In fact, rumor has it the roof of their headquarters is already about to collapse as a result of poverty and neglect.

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