Roseanne Producing New ‘Benghazi’ Miniseries For Fox

Roseanne Barr is flying high, still making the most of her “rebirth” into the show business world after her illegitimate ousting.  Her stand-up comedy performances are selling out everywhere, and the public seems almost desperate to hear her speak.

Now, the caustic comedy cockblaster is using her carefully manicured connections at new friend Fox broadcasting to produce a mini-series that we’ve all been waiting years to see.  It’s called “Benghazi – Electric Boogaloo”, and it’s scheduled to be released sometime around July 4th.

With a budget of nearly two billion dollars, it’s slated to star Howard Stern mainstay Beetlejuice as President Barack Obama.  The diminutive actor has previously been nominated for an Oscar for his film “Bubbleboy”.

“It’s really a glamorous and beautiful production,” says showrunner Joe Barron.  “We’re filming in Kentucky, which has a lot of that clean, dry wasteland that we’re gonna need.  We bought fifty thousand pounds of sand.  And we made an oval office set out of a pair of trees.  It’s great.”

But does such a serious tale really need to look clean and gorgeous?

“Well, when it happened, the whole Benghazi thing, Republicans had absolutely no shame at all in making the deaths of four people into garish investigations and shitty, embarrassing news specials.  So yeah.  They won’t mind this.”

Hillary Clinton has agreed to play herself as the Secretary of State who, for Christ’s goddamn sake, does NOT have the authority to mobilize American troops.