Gordon Ramsay Shuts Down Restaurant Drag Show

The Mellow Mushroom restaurant in Queef’s Bay, Florida is a beautiful place to eat, the brainchild and source of income for 60’s/70’s activist Sandra Batt.  With it’s high ceilings and friendly atmosphere, it’s a reliable crowd pleasing gastronomic experience.

Then came the drag shows.

Twice every night, once at 6, and once at 8 p.m, the floor opens up to a troupe of gayly-dressed men, performing various comedy and acrobatic routines.  It’s called  Mellow Mush’s Maniacal Mayhem, a full-on drag show that guests are supposed to enjoy while they eat.

Well, a certain Chef Gordon Ramsay heard all about it, and stopped by Friday to give the whole place the “Kitchen Nightmares” treatment.

“This is ridiculous!  There’s men, prancing about like errant hookers, right, and I’m supposed to spoon down this burger that looks like something my dog left after his beating?  Not bloody good, is what I say!”

Ramsay then got in a heated argument with the lead drag queen “Santosia” about the show and his/her very presence in the establishment.

“You can’t just dip around in front of people like this, like a gay ponce, while these blue hairs are trying to shovel down bean soup!  You’re going to KILL PEOPLE!”

Santosia made little reply other than to bow and thank Ramsay for coming with a big kiss and a large fake flower.

Batt then did what 99% of other restaurants should have done when Ramsay showed up and booted his limey ass out.