Who could be even worse for the state of New York than representitive Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? If you said talk show host Whoopi Goldberg as the Senator for that great state, congratulations. The nightmare begins.
This afternoon, from a large escalator at FAO Schwartz Toys, side by side with her hetero life-mate Joe Barron, Goldberg took a cue from Donald Trump and announced her bid for the Senate seat. Soon to be vacated by four-term incumbent Chuck Schumer, experts are opining that she has an excellent chance of winning.
“Whoopi really touches a lot of people across the state,” says her friend and co-host of The View Joy Behar. “She is extremely popular and her excessively liberal views really mesh well with the rest of the state.”
Possible challenger, New York Republican Charles “Chimpy” Cuomo says otherwise.
“She’s a talk show host. Would anyone in America actually waste their God-given vote on a talk-show host? I mean, come on. That’s as ridiculous as one especially fat and stupid one running for President. Again.”
After I lose this time, I’ll be hosting “Deal or No Deal.” Spoiler alert- the deal is always a rip off.
ABC television is endorsing Whoopi for her run, and has granted her an extended paid leave from the show for campaigning. But will anyone actually vote for her?
“Oh I will, most definitely,” says Brooklynite Steve Rogers. “And I’ll make sure that my dog, cat, and dead grandmother do too!”
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