Former President Barack Obama once again invites controversy by calling the Confederate Flag a “Modern-Day Dunce Cap” and denounces any of its supporters as “slack-jawed, inbred, barely literate, incestuous losers,” according to a source close to the former First Family.
He went on to say that the number one way to identify a “moron” and a “traitor” was the Confederate Flag. These comments came, shockingly, in the form of high praise for lawmakers pushing to remove Confederate flags and statues from the South, in a private, coordinating phone call.
A personal assistant to a democrat in Alabama, who asked not to be identified outside of “Sandy Batt,” had this to say:
“The former president was adamant. The Confederacy needed to be eradicated from American memory. He went on to call them losers and said not enough was being done to destroy the South’s spirit of rebellion. Specifically, he said General Lee had ‘special’ relations with a horse.”
These comments should not come as a shock to any of our loyal readers. President Obama, the nation’s first Black President, has been tirelessly vocal about his disdain for the Confederate statues and flags that litter the South like so much litter at a trailer park.
Sadly, his efforts appear to have found more traction in recent months, as Black Lives Matter and Antifa has been his loyal foot-soldiers in the battle against Confederate history.
Mississippi recently caved to socialist public pressure to remove the Confederate Flag from their state flag, a move Michelle Obama reportedly praised them for in the aforementioned call.
“If we can crush them in Mississippi, we can crush them in Alabama, and we can make Georgia howl louder than when General Sherman burnt her to the ground.”
None of our calls for comments were returned from the Mississippi Governor’s office. The battle to preserve Confederate Legacies appears to be a Lost Cause.
