New York has been a liberal cesspool for years, indoctrinating children into believing that socialism and communism are good ways to live. The state school superintendent Gary Chalmers recently announced that children will no longer be permitted to sing the Pledge of Legions before the start of the school day.
Conservatives everywhere are outraged that they will no longer get to hear their favorite Indestructible Noise Command song from the mouths of children. And here the liberals thought that conservatives hated thrash metal.
Supernintendo Chalmers explained:
“I really don’t understand what the outrage about this song is. Yes, I get that it is 5 minutes and 9 seconds of high energy metal and that it could really help perk the kids up before they start their day but what does that have to do with getting an education?
The bottom line is that we’re not going to allow the children to sing “Pledge of Legions” anymore. There are all kinds of better ways that we can have the children ready to go without having them screaming a song.
Oh, and we’re banning Pledge furniture spray too. We can get the store brand stuff cheaper.”
Conservative Sandy Batt was outraged.
“I don’t understand why these liberals need to take away everything conservatives hold dear. They don’t value our freedoms to sing Pledge of Legions. Disgusting.
These ANTIFA fascist communists hate America. If they hate our country so much, they should find one that is more to their liking.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”
Socialist Democrats have paved the way to this type of patriotic infidelity. Everything is about indoctrinating children so that they grow up hating America while collecting welfare from their parents’ basements.
Flat out disgusting. The only choice here is to vote all Democrats out of the office and put people in who will restore our faith in America and bring our children upright.