New Study Confirms Trump Supporters Have Stronger Immunity than Liberals

A new study led by Dr. Bill Nye of the Paulo Institute in West Covina, CA has confirmed what many suspected about Trump supporters. In some very specific instances, their immunity is considered to be off the charts when compared to their liberal counterparts.

Dr. Nye’s research confirmed that Trump supports are elenty five times more likely to show an immunity to facts, reality, empathy, reason, intelligence, and logic than their liberal counterparts. While it is likely that this research will earn Dr. Nye the Nobel Prize in the Field of Obviousness, he was still quite disappointed that his conclusion was scientifically proven.

Dr. Nye’s research assistant Art Tubolls interviewed Possumneck, Mississippi native and Trump Supporter, Madeline Bowie, as one of the test subjects.

“Art Tubolls? Do you know what your name sounds like if you say it fast? They took are flag! I ain’t gonna wear no mask cuz I don’t give two carps about anyone else. It’s all fake news. Everything my President says is true, even the stuff that’s the opposite of what he just said cuz what he meant was what he said both times and he loves America which is why he works so hard for us and has to play so much golf because he loves us!

He’s bigger than Jesus! I’m mean importanter. And I love me some Jesus. And that’s not fake news! Wait. Am I gonna be on CNN? Does that make me fake news? Error…error…does not compute…“

Well, chances are high that what Ms. Bowie said meant something to someone somewhere, which further proves the study is accurate. The study also concluded that Trump supporters are generally so stupid that they would rather run around as a bunch of Typhoid Marys killing everyone they can to ‘own the libs.’ It concluded that they are so self-centered that they actually believe that protecting others is a weakness.

The study did not conclude that their immune systems are stronger than anyone else’s. To believe otherwise is to just further prove Dr. Nye’s study. Wear your damn masks if you go out.