Elections have consequences folks. And America has spoken. America is tired of seeing wokism and the liberal agenda and strongly voted against both. And now, the Trump administration and the new conservative senate and house have plans to make America free again.
Not only free, but Godly, as our Founders intended. Democrats have been shoving this garbage down our throats for too long. And finally, we real Americans can take our nation out of the hands of these demons.
On the agenda is giving the laws about marriage back to the states, as it should be. Marriage has always been between one man and one woman and the liberals have shoved gay marriage down our throats for too long. And now, finally, we will be able to fight back and not take it up the rear from these liberals anymore.
Idaho State Rep Joseph Barron was interviewed for this article. He is already drafting legislation in the Idaho senate to revert the laws back to what they should be. “We’ve been forced to accept this long and rigid atrocity” he exclaimed. “For too long, the thick tentacle of the federal government has been pushing into us”. Barron was panting and grunting as he explained how the feds forced themselves upon the good people of Idaho.
Citizens should not have to deal with these people they’re not comfortable with. They’ve been bothered for too long. “It’s just too hard to take this at the rate we have” says conservative Christian Sandy Batt. “ I just know my neighbors Britton and Jolie are involved in hot lesbian action, and I haven’t climaxed in 36 years, it’s just too much”
We know this. Lawmakers will be hot and sweaty in back closets working on getting this done, and it may be messy. There will be grunting. There will be screaming. But they’ll get it done. For America. And they’ll have to stay in those closets, because all of us know those strong conservatives always have something up their sleeves and in their mouths. And it’s usually a guy named Steve. God bless America.
