Alyssa Milano Tells Goldberg She : ‘Identifies As Black’

Hollywood star Alyssa Milano has been playing into the “woke” game recently, and it isn’t pretty.  Spotted and photographed wearing “blackface” by photographer Sandra Batt last week, she’s been under fire by conservatives, as well as normal-thinking people everywhere.

She appeared on a recent raping of morning talk show The View to address the controversy.  The episode will be aired Monday, and contained quite a bit of interesting information, as well as a full-blown confession to fans.

“Yes, I dressed in blackface,” the tiny former impresario of “Dickie Roberts” explained.  “And I loved it.  I felt really comfortable, you know?  I’ve always identified as black, Whoopi.  I believe in one of my past lives, I was Al Jolson.”

Goldberg, no stranger to controversy herself, was momentarily speechless.  She composed herself and followed up.

“Alyssa, though, sweetie, you’re not black.  You’re sterling white.  You’re the Caucasian dream.  That’s why you’re famous.  White boys everywhere look at you and blast off in their pants.”

But Milano was having none of that in her woke stupor.

“Whoopi, I know what I look like in my skin.  But there’s stuff under the skin, you know?  The stuff that makes us who we are.  Do you wanna see my tits?”

Whoopi shamelessly agreed, and Milano then whipped the puppies out.  After a short session of subtle manipulation and kissing, the two made sweet love, right there on the table, climaxing with a racous orgasm.

Monday’s program will have a parental advisory label for sensitive content.  View at your own risk.