In a tryst that has shocked the world, documentary filmmaker Micheal Moore was caught Friday night in the coat room of Hollywood’s exclusive Queeftopia Club, sharing a deep and meaningful makeout session with environmental watchdog Greta Thunberg.
Witnessed by Queeftopia’s head Matre’ De Joe Barron, the affair is sending shockwaves through liberal circles and has already garnered feedback from journalist Sean Hannity.
“Micheal, it looks as if you really need to work on those manners, big boy. I’m just worried about what happens when she inevitably gets pregnant!”
Probably the same thing that happens when any senior tries to masturbate to your show, Sparky.
Almost fifty years his junior, the Swedish Meatball admitted to the hanky panky in the soon-to-be published newest edition of the Weekly World News. An excerpt:
“Micheal and I are soul mates, and share many of the concerns that our planet earth does. He is very warm and loving, and his penis, the very first I have ever encountered, resembles a great plume of Oxygen, reaching far and wide into my vaginal atmosphere.”
The May-December relationship doesn’t sit well with many conservatives, since although Thunberg is nineteen, she is also foreign.
“I don’t see why that pudgy old flopper can’t find himself a nice Tomi Lauren or Amy Grant,” commented Senator Lindsey Graham. “Or hell, even a little cutie Justin Beiber. Yum yum.”
Moore himself had no comment to make to the media at this time. Penis.
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