Mask wearing and related mask-mandates have become a sticking point in the ongoing culture war in America. On one side, angelic, white Christian conservatives, who love freedom, guns, and their president; on the other, evil, Marxist, Socialist probably Muslim-backed liberals who hate freedom.
It comes as no surprise that the former does not believe in wearing masks in public places while the later don them happily and nefariously.
It should also come as no surprise on what side of the issue that former First Daughter Malia Obama falls. A firm pro-mask-wearer, Malia has been spotted donning several glamorous masks from designers such as Gucci, Hermes, and Coach.
And, on a recent trip to New York City, Malia’s mask devotion was on full display.
Sources tell us that Malia and her retinue were shopping in Bloomingdales when a maskless white woman and her child came into the store. Malia reportedly had a meltdown and demanded that the woman be told to mask up or else.
The shocking and threatening phrase “mask it or casket” was used multiple times, according to startled witnesses. A verbal confrontation ensued, wherein the maskless white woman uttered a “harmless and innocent” racial slur towards Malia, which caused the former First Daughter to become all the more upset. Threats of violence and ultimately calling the authorities were screamed across the clothing racks, and a shoe was thrown.
Bloomingdale’s associates, horrified at the idea of Obama’s wrath, reportedly had the woman maced and arrested by NYPD. The child has since gone missing, with some concern about him being swept into the black secret service van with Obama’s retinue, for re-education.
When reached for comment on the maskless woman’s condition, Governor Cuomo’s secretary, Joe Barron, laughed and said she was already in Guantanamo. Our prayers go out to her family.
