Do you remember wayyyyy back in 2010 or so when a Goddess appeared in the media named Orly Taits? With her doctorate degree in dentistry and her PHD in law, she did the homework that we all waited to do and found out that Barack Hussain Obama was indeed ineligible for the Presidency due to not being born in our country.
This line of reasoning led her to stints on all the usual news programs, CNN, MSNBC, FOX, and all the alphabet ones. She was even proposed to be another voice on the popular program The View , in the opening days. You could hear her yabbling almost anytime…
“He’s from KENYA! I have it all right here! See? No, let me feenish! Let me FEENISH!”
However, most never let her feenish, and, despite all of her papers talking about Obama’s origins, she ended up relegated to the group of nutcases like Alan Keyes, Dinesh D’Souza, and about 80% of every Trump rally attendee from the time.
But today, after yards of plastic surgery, gallons of the finest Scotch one could find in homeless tents in Calcutta, and all of the residual heroin found by Izzy Stradlin’s cleaning lady in the Guns-n-Roses hotel rooms, she’s back with new evidence. Which is, kinda, exactly the same.
He’s black.
Orly has already been invited to three of the finest podcasts that her small New York’s apartment will fit. So we’ll all be hearing from her very soon. As long as we let her feeenish.
