Kavanaugh’s Vote Kills Critical Race Theory Forever

The Supreme Court of the United States has an ever-increasing charge to keep in doing it’s duty.  It must decide overwhelmingly for or against certain cases that interpret federal laws and guidelines that affect everyday life in the country.

New to the court, and appointed by none other than President Donald Jombee Trump, Kavanaugh sees himself as the sometimes arbiter of many controversial cases.  His experience with date raping back in college helped inform his overturn of Roe vs Wade, for example.

Kavanaugh’s most recent vote has made headlines, however, for completely putting to bed the very idea of Critical Race Theory, a course that students can take, which teaches the specifics of how race has been handled in America.  The justice system, slavery, the whole shebang.  Scary.

“I have struck down this terrible course of study,” reads his decision commentary.  “It makes black people seem picked on, like I was back at Alpha house for farting on people’s faces.  They called me The Gas Man for a year.”

Legal expert Joe Barron is shocked by the decision of a “judge”, who, before his appointment, never tried a case in his life.

“Conservatives are always yammering about how they’re for the first amendment and they’re always being stymied.  I don’t get why this, again, date raping little squib can get away with this bullshit.”

Kavanaugh retired after the Supreme Court session to his bedroom and masturbated to photos of Bugs Bunny in drag.