Jerry Seinfeld Says He’ll Hire “Blacklisted” Michael Richards for His New Show: “Don’t Like It? Don’t Watch”

Master comedian Jerry Seinfeld has been in the news lately.  The impresario behind his former hit show “Seinfeld”, the blockbuster “Bee Movie”, and his newest program, “Comedians in Cars Getting Blown” has already secured his newest outing.

Thanks to streaming service Netflix, Jerry will be helming “Laugh It Up Fuzzball”, his newest program featuring a host of popular comedians doing sketches, acting in silly outfits, and generally just mugging until cancellation.  None of those kind of shows have ever worked since “Laugh-In”.

The Sein-Man, however, sees it differently, and is pulling out his secret weapon : cancelled comedians.

His manager and fluffer Joe Barron explains.

“Jerry believes in second chances, especially with people who deserve them that got cancelled for liberal nonsense like blatant racism or sexual perversion.

He’s bringing back Roseanne, who I hear has some great new Jew material.  Also, Louis CK, who will appear in the nude, jerking off in front of a live audience.”

Bill Cosby is also set to appear, but no one is as excited for the opportunity than his old friend Micheal “Kramer” Richards.

“Oh definitely, definitely, man, I can’t wait,” Richards told our investigative reporter Art Tubolls.  “It’s going to be a great hilarious show for the Spics, Heebs, and the Niggers to enjoy in the comfort of their own welfare shacks.”