Musk Deletes Greta Thunberg’s Twitter Account

Greta Thunberg is a young and passionate environmentalist, and that’s putting it mildly.  From all across the world, her voice has been an outstanding beacon of attention-getting hope for the future of the Earth and it’s denizens.

However, some people don’t agree with her theories, and one of them happens to be the Emperor of Twitter himself, Elon Musk.  Musk has, as of recently, taken to banning people from his platform for pushing ideas he feels are “nonsense”.

This includes Whoopi Goldberg, George Clooney, and several members of the rock and roll band The Rolling Stones, whom he refuses to believe are still alive.  And as of this morning, it also includes Greta.

Investigative journalist Sandra Batt caught up with Musk in his exclusive Orgasmatoria in downtown Queens this morning and got the scoop.

“Greta was going on and on and on about her ‘global climate change’ crap all the time,” Musk told her while climaxing to a video of Sean Hannity getting a blumpkin.  “And that won’t do.  She needs to get over herself while she’s in the real world.”

Musk is a Republican, despite owning an electric car company.  He recently purchased the Twitter platform in order to purposefully lose money like a complete douchebag and bring the first amendment back, as if it went anywhere.