The honored Golden Globes award ceremony is this evening, promising to be a celebration of entertainment from around the world, and packed with a star-studded list of guests and honorees. But there’s one guest who will be receiving the superior “Lifetime Achievement” award this year for the amazing body of work they’ve taken to representing.
Whoopi Goldberg, everyone’s favorite talk show host, celestial thirst-quencher, and world class actress will be accepting the honor this year, for her work in such films as “Sister Act 2”, “Snow Buddies”, “Racing Stripes 3: Yet Another Zebra”, and of course, “Avatar.”
Goldberg is also receiving recognition for her political talk and activism, mostly for her herculean efforts to warn the country about the terrible mistake of Donald Trump in the White House. To this day, there are still dimwitted dickslaps who believe the shyster will win again and pick the bones of their bank accounts.
Talent agent Sandra Batt told us that Whoopi was also the first star to have physically booted Trump in his balls in public.
“That was fantastic. It was during a run-up for an appearance he was making about the trade war that he was starting in order to help cripple American farmers. And Whoopi just ran in there, got a good windup, and kicked him so hard in the nuts that Melania felt it in her bank account. Goddamn awesome.”
Sack smacker, ghost translator, and even Monkeybone comedianne, Whoopi Goldberg will certainly deserve her reward. Be sure to watch.
