High School Play Casts Two Boys as “Romeo and Juliet”

The small New England town of Queef’s Lake, Massachusetts is in complete chaos this weekend as local high school Joe Barron High is preparing to put on it’s yearly play – Romeo and Juliet.  The catch, is that both Romeo and Juliet will be played by boys.

The teacher, 52-year old Malcom Reynolds, has promised a “fabulous” Shakespearean extravaganza, with both stars, 14-year old Jon Guluv as Romeo, and 15-year old Clete Torris starring as the titular Juliet.  He spoke briefly to media sources outside of the gym.

“We here at JB High insist on putting on the production just like it was in the old days.  Without any female actors.  Boys will be playing all of the parts, some in drag.  I hope that doesn’t get on the nerves of some of our more snowflaky dickheaded conservative parents.”

Some parents in the town are extremely upset by the show, claiming the school is engaged in “grooming” and that it violates Governor Ron DeSantis’ recent bill, even though they’re not in Florida.

“It’s disgusting is what it is,” says parent Luis Colon.  “It’s exactly grooming is what it is, and we wont stand for it.  We’re protesting.”

The protest is currently happening, with nearly half a dozen parents and guardians walking back and forth carrying pictures of children like huge ass creepers.