Fonda Denied Flight to Vietnam

Hollywood royalty Jane Fonda may be able to sell work-out tapes, but she certainly doesn’t seem to be able to “work out” a way to get to Vietnam.

At the LAX airport yesterday, Fonda raised a big stink when her flight to Roocy Roo Vietnam through American Airlines unceremoniously cancelled her flight.  Fonda intended to attend the 50th annual celebration of the cessation of military activity there.

American Airlines spokesperson Joe Barron talked to reporters outside of the Burger King located in the airport’s C-section.

“Why are the Whoppers here at the airport three dollars more than anywhere else?  I mean, this is ridiculous.  It’s the same Whopper, right?  I can see a little Latino kid back there huffing and puffing.  Just throw the thing together, man.

Sorry.  Okay, yeah, Jane Fonda’s flight was cancelled due to snakes on the plane.  That’s right, you heard that right, snakes.  We have Samuel Jackson on the way to yell them off and the ScyFi network is also coming to get footage for some shitty movie.”

Fonda was distressed about the rejection, but waited patiently for a United flight to bump Kid Rock from his flight to Hawaii in order to accommodate her.  Luckily, nobody in Hawaii likes Kid Rock.

Kid Rock was later killed in a resulting snake wrangling episode.  Hooray!