It has been said many times by many smart people with big brains that the only way that our Dear Leader Donald Trump can lose in November is if the election is rigged against him. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is one of those people, and luckily for us, he is in a position to be able to do something to help President Trump if Biden is declared the winner of the election in November.
As governor, he is the commander of the state’s National Guard and has pledged to send the National Guard to surround the White House to keep Trump in office if Biden wins.
Art Tubolls of the Nuisance Alligator Program in Tallahassee and Corporal in the Florida National Guard spoke under condition of anonymity to the America’s Last Line of Defense Network.
“Sarge is gonna be pissed if he finds out I talked to you. Sure, I’ll miss wrasslin gators but it’d be to defend our President. Everyone knows that the Constitution says that he don’t gotta leave unless he wanna leave. Ain’t no Democrat gonna be able to beat him so I don’t got no idea why we even talkin’ bout this…WHICH WE AIN’T.
The only way that Trump is gonna lose is if the Democrats cheat. He said that and he ain’t never lied. They had millions of illegal votes in 2016 and it dint work so they gonna try that mail fraud or something. Everyone know smart people don’t vote Democrat.”
President Trump can also federalize the National Guard if he wants to. You can bet your bottom dollar that other governors will join DeSantis in this act of love of country.
Hello. I am Joe Biden. I managed to tackle those utter wussy guards using my biden blast, and then I got into the oval office and whooped trump’s sorry ass to sunday.