Fauci Receives ‘Humanitarian Of The Decade’ Award

Doctor Anthony Fauci is well-known to be the guiding force for all of our health during the viral Covid-19 pandemic that recently raged across the world.  With nearly fifty years of medical experience and specialties in that exact field, he was a distinct rebuke of President Trump’s non-chalance and apathy about the disease.

Aiding and advising Presidents since the Reagan years has been his forte.  President Bush called him “The smartest feller I know,” and President Obama bought him a brand new Ferrarri for his efforts during his two successful terms.

Now the man himself is being recognized by a “Humanitarian of the Decade” award, in a ceremony sponsored mostly by Black Lives Matter, the Planned Parenthood foundation, President Joe Biden, and Roocy Roo, an Asian company with interests in mutant-animal hybrids.

Reporter Joe Barron got a statement from the illustrious doctor whose efforts saved millions of human lives across the globe.

“Thank you very much for this prestigious award.  Even though the Trumptards believe I’m some kind of maniacal Dr. Mengela despite my decades of experience and scientific research that never harmed a single person, I feel that I am loved.  Except for those soon-to-be dead old ghosts.  No one will miss them anyway.”

Fauci will receive the award at a lavish ceremony in the White House.  Biden has instructed First Lady Jill Biden, the first non-whore to fill the position in four years, to bake a nice cake.