Have you heard the new hit single by Grammy nominated artist Kid Rock? If not, you’re probably in “Facebook jail.”
Kid Rock, aka “Kid Shazam” has recorded a brand new song, built from the wreckage of the old “Muskrat Love” single from 1976 by the Captain and Tenille. The name of his slapped together masterpiece is “Commie”, which, according to some lyrics, pertains to President Joe Biden.
Brandon is a commie, this we know is true. He’s ruining the world with his woke-ass liberal goo, uh uh. Brandon is a commie. Brandon is a commie. I don’t know what a “commie” is, but he is one! Yeah!
The song has already premiered at number 267 on Billboard’s Top 100, just below Nickelback’s newest “Pussy Anthem”. But you won’t hear it on Facebook because it’s been banned from the media giant.
“The song is the equivalent of listening to cats cough up mahogany hairballs behind someone farting into a coffee can over and over,” says Facebook “Materials Czar” Joe Barron. “It’s of serious bad taste and nearly dangerous sonic interference and represents an actual threat to the safety of normal people.”
Rock himself stands behind his creation.
“It’s a beautiful song about Republicans getting the upper hand and turning the country backwards into the old west kinda shit,” he mumbled from a cock-filled mouth. “You can get on Truth Social and hear my music.”
Truth Social, Donald Trump’s competing mess of a site has also banned the song while it freely allows the N word and swastikas to permeate it’s base.
