Bishop Mariann Budde, the pastor who insulted President Trump and used the pulpit for politics, has been reassigned to a small church in Rehobeth, Delaware, where she can be among leftists to her heart’s content.

According to Archbishop Joe Barron, the move has been coming for quite some time:

“Mariann is a wonderful person, but she doesn’t know when to leave her personal opinions out of it. There’s no place in a church service for talk of compassion toward refugees. That’s just lunacy.”

The Episcopalians stand in stark contrast with the Catholics, who believe that refugees are “God’s people,” even though they’re not Americans. “That’s just crazy talk,” said Archbishop Barron, “God chose America hundreds of years ago and we’ve led the world ever since. And we did it all without any refugees.”

He’s right, patriots. They talk about the land we stole, but in God’s eyes, we conquered it, which is perfectly okay when done in His name: “The natives are great people, I’m sure, but they witness things that aren’t real, like the sun, the moon, and the earth. What kind of sorcery is that? When they believe in the same magical being as the rest of us, that’s when they’ll find acceptance. Same with the Mexicans.”

Barron sure does have a handle on it. But…so does a bucket of manure.

God bless America.