Elon Musk Nominated For Nobel Prize

Joining an impressive list of names from Sadat and Obama to Martin Luther King Jr and Professor Joe Barron, Elon Musk may become a member of the very exclusive club of people whose members boast possessing a Nobel Prize.

Nominated for his work in the fields of electronics, progressive innovation, and pure just all-around freedom grabbing, Musk will be notified by this coming March if he is to be the recipient.  Other nominees include activist Greta Thunberg, nine- time deceased actor Henry Winkler, and royal pet anteater “Precious.”

Musk was contacted for an acceptance speech at his underground headquarters, currently at Twitter in Queefblastery, California for a statement, which he gave loudly from the sewer reclamation chamber.

“My friends, compatriots, and strangers that I’ve never met.  I am momentarily honored by this great nomination, which, of course, I totally deserve more than anyone else of all time.  When I receive the Nobel Prize, I intend to investigate it thoroughly and find out what the government had to do with it.  Get ready.”

Should Musk win, he will be expected to receive the award in Oslo, Norway, and will be put up generously at the local Motel 6.  There’s a continental breakfast there for only $1.99 on weekdays and Tom Petty tribute band “The Freefallers” will be appearing every Thursday night.