Trump To Announce Running Mate Next Week

It’s the most sought after second-place position on the planet.  It will make the recipient immortal.  Any person chosen will be immortalized forever as an American icon of the 21st century.

No, it’s not Donkey Kong Jr.

It’s the lucky individual who will be Donald Trump’s running mate in the 2024 election.  And very likely, the next Vice President of the United States.

But who should get the nod?  Over the last decade, thanks to our shining Tangerine Tyrant, we’ve seen a host of seemingly “good” Republicans become “Rino’s”, or “Republicans in Name Only.” Like Mitt Romney, who unwisely held on to decorum and common sense during his term.

Or Mitch McConnell, the man in charge of the entire crew who had the nerve to say “no” to Trump and just ignore his prosecution while gobbling up money.

Many are fingering congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene for the nod, and she would be spectacular.  But would that fingering ever actually be insertified?  We asked Political bobblehead creator Joe Barron for his thoughts.

“I think she’d be alright.  I think it’s far more likely that Mr. Trump will choose a member of his own family.  Like Ivanka.  Or Donald Junior.  That’s definitely more his…type.  I guess.”

A member of the family?  TWO Trumps in the White House?  That’s a dream come true!  Let’s hope he decides wisely.