When Russian forces delivered Asam al Alasam, the ISIS Supreme Leader in Iraq, to the American airbase as promised, he had an item with him they did not expect. Al Alasam had a nearly new, unlocked iPhone X. The phone was unscrambled and not secure at all, so it was believed to be a personal and family use phone.
Still, the army chief engineer wanted it looked at. After nearly six weeks of unblocking text and manipulating code, they found a hidden phone list with direct numbers to some of the most powerful men on the planet.
Al Alasam had Barack Obama, Justin Trudeau, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Sandy Batt all on speed dial. Just knowing Sandy Batt is a crime in Russia.
Attorney General William Barr has the phone and call history is now tasked with moving forward. His office says the FBI will begin looking into it as soon as all of their resources aren’t focused on how Trump may have colluded with Russia.
Backchannel rumors suggest this may be the straw that breaks the camel’s back of Obama’s legacy. We’ve long known that he’s a traitorous secret Muslim anti-American liar, but this? This is a bridge too far, even for him.
The Islamic State has denied knowing Obama, saying that he keeps sending them Christmas cards but they don’t ever respond. Their new leader swears he’s like that neighborhood kid that keeps showing up uninvited to the popular kid’s birthday party.
