For the first time since mid-2020, Hillary Clinton was found dead under suspicious circumstances. Clinton, who was personally responsible for Benghazi and the deaths of more than 200 people who stood against her politically (or slept with Bill) was found at the bottom of Gahoya Canyon in Southwest Montana. She was pronounced dead at the scene.
According to lead investigator, Agent Art Tubolls, Clinton’s vehicle veered off the road for no apparent reason and dropped more than 61,000 feet to her ultimate demise. “We found a bottle of hot sauce near the wreckage,” said Tubolls, “otherwise we never even would have known she was here. There’s…nothing left.”
Some are suggesting that this may be a power play by the Deep State to remove Clinton from Barack Obama’s path to world domination. Our source in the Deep State, who may or may not work at the Starbucks downstairs from the Deep State, says he likes vanilla chai and hardly ever leaves without smiling and tipping the cute boys $20 each.
Michelle Obama couldn’t be reached for comment.
Slick Willy didn’t have much to say, since the revelations that he’s an Epstein reg turned him into a puddle of washed-up mush who should have never pushed that stupid crime bill. But I digress.
Anyway, Hillary Clinton dead. She was like 70 something. God bless America.