President Joe Biden has agreed to online debate as a format change for state townhall meetings for $2 million per debate. Blog Debate format reaches tens of millions of disenchanted American voters who feel their voices unheard. President Joe Biden desperately wants to connect with those voters.

The catastrophe of the CNN TownHall format recently lead to the firing of CNN CEO Josh BallSweat. President Biden has decided that the online format of industry leader Joe Rogan is clearly the better means of reaching the voting public, presenting his vision for Building America Better.

Specific debate topics have yet to be disclosed, sources close to President Biden have revealed the topics are likely to include international relations, wealth acquisition, and healthy family initiatives.

Presidential spokesman Joe Barron confirmed the upcoming debate saying that the Presidency has proven less lucrative than had been rumored by former presidents. That said, Barron announced, Biden finds this format to be a real opportunity.

Never before has a President taken the opportunity to demonstrate to the world how he can be an imbecile and one of the world’s utmost criminal masterminds at the same time.

“It’s a daily balancing act: It takes a real gift to go in front of the public, stammer, stumble, present as a 120-year-old mental patient, and as soon as the doors close, plan to take over the WORLD, Pinky!”

Barron stated “If the Presidency isn’t for growing one’s personal fortune, I really don’t know what good the office is. The White House is a drafty antique dump and nobody has changed the mattress in the Lincoln Bedroom since the goddam Civil War.”

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