When a person joins our military forces here in the United States, they are becoming a member of the most disciplined and focused fighting machine on the face of the Earth. And to do that, they require vaccinations, so that G.I.Joe Barron isn’t felled in the field by Mr. Yuck.
However, President Joe Biden has mandated that a controversial vaccine be added to the list of injections before deployment – the Covid-19 jab – and it’s causing some consternation among the dipshitted groups of Trumpers, Tea-Partiers, and plain old dumbasses who don’t understand how vaccines work.
Still labeling it an “experimental” vaccine is Fox News, who couldn’t be more wrong and disingenuous if they told children that babies come from a baby vending machine in Daddy’s ballsack.
“I’m not getting it if I don’t know what’s in it,” says potential Marine recruit Clete Torris, who is perfect for the job, having a police record longer than Orion’s asteroid belt
Here’s what’s in it, potato : medicine. So you don’t. Get. COVID. You know, just like the other vaccines that are mandatory in the armed forces like the flu shot, rabies, polio, measles, mumps, meningococcal, tetanus, diptheria, yellow fever, anthrax, rubella, smallpox, and a host of others, depending on where you’re deployed.
Does the “mandate” for vaccines cause low recruitment numbers? No. That’s caused by a much smarter younger generation who knows that Republicans are gnashing at the teeth to get them killed in another war.
So Biden continues. And good on him. That’s why Trump sits back and watches his minions die off. “They don’t know what’s in it.”. That’s great. Swallow another Sour Patch Kid, jackass.
Biden is not well. He has taken 4 boosters and it’s really affected his mind!