Mask wearing and related mask-mandates have become a sticking point in the ongoing culture war in America. On one side, angelic, white Christian conservatives, who love freedom, guns, and their president; on the other, evil, Marxist, Socialist probably Muslim-backed liberals who hate freedom.
It comes as no surprise that the former does not believe in wearing masks in public places while the later don them happily and nefariously.
It will come as no surprise that our “American Prince” and darling, Barron Trump, falls into the former and not the latter. As such, the young future president has not yet been seen wearing a mask in public and his feelings on the matter have been confirmed, sadly, in an unfortunate incident at a Washington DC video game store.
Coming into the store, maskless, with his secret service detail, the young lord was immediately beset with harassment from the manager on duty, a one Mr. Walter LaForme. LaForme reportedly told the president’s son to wear a mask or leave.
Allegedly, Barron and his minder, a female friend of Melania’s, attempted to explain that Barron was a free human and that his primary religion was The Constitution, but Mr. LaForme was having none of it.
The humiliation left Barron in tears and without the latest copy of Pokemon Sword and Shield. Secret Service agents had to bundle him into the Presidential Hummer, sobbing hysterically.
First Lady Melania reportedly called the store later to complain, but Mr. LaForme reportedly trespassed mother and child from the premises for life. Patriot groups such as “The Proud Boys,” “Patriot Prayer,” and “The Boog Boys” have said they will write very stern letters to corporate, while BLM and Antifa say that they start a counter letter-writing campaign.
Our hearts go out to Barron during this troubling time.
