If you’re old enough, you’ll remember back to the bad old days of President William Jefferson Clinton, the leader impeached for far less than Donald Trump, and his great guilt-riddled experiment known as “affirmative action.” Meant to “equalize” and “diversify” schools, workforces, and American society in general, the program made it a legal obligation to insert minorities into positions, whether or not they were actually qualified. Well, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is bringing it back with a vengeance.
Beginning in January of 2021, Pelosi has used her executive speakership power to pass bill BT-2112 which will make it illegal to have a school, workplace, or church that is not at least fifty-percent non-white. Although previously, affirmative action legislation was determined by individual states and eventually abandoned by all of them, the Paper-tearing Princess has decreed that this will take effect nationwide.
Joe Barron of Racists for Trump Weekly magazine told media sources that he and many others have problems with the “reboot”:
“Let me ask you a few simple questions. Okay? One. Have you ever seen a black man working at Victoria’s Secret? Have you ever seen a college football quarterback who is an Asian woman? Ever seen a Mexican run a Mah-Johngg game? No. No to all of those. Some things just ain’t suited to some people. It’s not racism. It’s just ‘alternative bigotry’. Okay? We tried this before, and it failed. Look what we ended up with. Venus and Serena Williams playing white tennis. Arabic numerals gettin’ taught to little kids. It’s liberalism run ay emm oh kay. Aim oak. Next thing you know, she’ll be askin’ for repartations.”
Whether you support the legislation or not, Pelosi has gone too far to be stopped. If you’re happy hanging out with your black friend today? You better start getting to know the rest of his peeps. Fast.
Hello. I am Joe Biden. I remember the BK kids club back then. It was such a great time of diversity. Also, the food was really good, for what I can remember.