Axios Handed WORST Rating By FCC!

In an incredible reversal of credibility, the Axios news website, who recently sat down intent on sabotaging President Trump with tricks in mathematics, was given a lowly rating by FCC Commissioner Michael O’Reilly and Chairman Pai. The interview aired on HBO August 3rd. Said O’Reilly:

“Axios is not an established news agency at all, and so any revelations that they may think they have exposed in how our Federal government is analyzing statistics to mislead the public can be erased from people’s memories.”

The FCC, whose duty it is to oversee communications regulations in the private and public setting, has no bearing on the reputation of private news organizations, but that didn’t stop FCC Chairman Ajit Pai from demanding that all public funding for the organization be immediately stopped:

“If the news isn’t going to be supportive of the way our government chooses to let people understand the news, what point does it serve?”

Due to the condemnation, the statistics that clearly showed the per capita death rate to be substantially higher in the United States compared to South Korea, as well as the rest of the world, can be comfortably ignored by United States citizens. In an interesting twist of “cancel culture”, the “truth” exposed in that sham of an interview is, officially, CANCELLED.

The President himself seemed to mirror these thoughts when he was heard to say that the discredited news agency wasn’t actually even a part of any mainstream media outlet or vast parent company, and so had no authority to even present those statistics. Even though the information presented is easily found on the internet, the explanation of the information must be supported by the grave commentary of established anchormen and women, as everybody knows.

There is currently an investigation into how the event was scheduled, as no one in the Administration has admitted to giving it the go-ahead, and foul play on the part of Axios is suspected. It appears the criminals at Axios may have used the Freedom of Information Act to trick a young intern, or bubbly Press Secretary, into hastily arranging the meeting.