You really have to watch your kids nowadays like a hawk when it comes to what they’re learning and who they gain respect for. It’s been claimed that modern schools are like liberal “indoctrination centers”, hanging on by filling kid’s heads with “woke” garbage.
That certainly seems to be the case in Queef Lake, Michigan, a small town just outside of Dearborn, with a, as coincidence would have it, a school called Barack Obama High. The young student, fifteen year old Joe Barron, says that “Arabic numerals” have always been a focus of his mathematics instruction.
“Missus Southward, my teacher, she talks like they’re the only kinds of numbers there are. I can’t make heads or tails of them. What is an eight? What does it mean? Like, really?”
His mother Melissa says that teaching Arabic numerals is against the will of both the people and God.
“If the good Lord had wanted us to learn about all of our number stuff in Arabic, he woulda borned us all with them Muslim prayer rugs for feet, I tell you. Maga,!”
Principal of the school, Clete Torris has pooh-pooed the complaint and the lawsuit and maintains that the woman and her child are simply undeniably shit stupid. We’ll see what the judge decides, Skinner.
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