Ever since Donald Trump retook his rightful place as President of these United States of America, it’s been a time of reckoning for those who’ve done this great nation wrong. And one of these people is “Dr” Anthony Fauci.
All of America, the good America, knew that Fauci was wrong and leading America down a dark path. Joe Biden let Fauci run wild with mask mandates and vaccines and all sorts of evil doing. But daddy is home, and he’s taking his belt off.
Fauci was seen boarding a jet overseas. He is trying to escape the consequences of his actions and all signs point to China, where not only did all of our troubles start, including creating a pandemic to get Trump, but also is a non extradition nation. That’s right folks, Fauci is trying to go where he cannot be brought to justice!
US Extradition Task Force Captain Joseph Barron, hand picked by Trump for this exact reason is already on the case. “We’re gonna get him. We’re gonna get him and bring him home to daddy where daddy Trump, err, President Trump will come down hard and fast, making Fauci beg him to stop. Once the belt is off and the short schlong of the law is out, all that’s left is the pointing and laughing.
Is Fauci guilty? Is Trump well within his means and power to do something? Are you still reading this? Can you accurately describe your sibling’s genitals with laser point accuracy? Only the last question this reporter, this Journalisticator knows for certain.
We get it. Years of truck stop speed, country music and Fox News has led you to this path. Sister daddy cousin uncle Pat agrees with you. Something smells funny. It smells bad. It’s probably your crotch, but to be absolutely certain, more research is needed. Do your research, your own research patriot. God bless America!
