Even among her circles of contemporary comedians, Kathy Griffin is known as a bit of an odd duck.

It’s been years now, since her notoriously bad “joke” concerning President Trump’s severed bloody head, but a lot of people have a lot of long memories, and due to that mistake, her life has taken a drastically downward turn

She also designed this T-shirt, which made her a grand total of $51.89 for two trips to Applebee’s.

 

The Times decided to send reporter Malcom Reynolds down to her fragrant underpass refrigerator box in downtown Oakland, California, to see what it was she was yammering out of her noise slot today.

“Six years ago, Donald Trump saw me shopping at a Spencer’s store in the Clayton mall.  He surprised me and bent me over the John Carter T-shirt display and took me right there.  I have a witness.  I want 80 million dollars.”

The witness, her best friend, a headless mop, had no immediate comment.

The case has been scheduled to occur in Oakland on November 3rd.  Griffin is currently attempting to contact the OJ legal team for representation.