Long, long ago, in the days of Reagan’s Am erica, there was a rock and roll band, struggling to make it among the throng. That band was called “Journey”.
One of their songs, a little ditty called “Don’t Stop Believin'” failed miserably, despite minor unpopular opinions. While it swept Japan, becoming a popular dance club “Tamagochi”, meaning “Yankee shuffle”, their home country was simply unimpressed.
Part of the problem was the line “Just a city boy – born and raised in South Detroit”. There is no South Detroit. South of the city is Windsor, Ontario, also known as Canada.
Well not anymore. As of rump’s EO 69-7537, it is now officially American area, known as “South Detroit City”.
“America is America, no matter where it is,” the President remarked, waving his special signing crayon around. “We’ve worried long enough about this poor Caucasian getting home to his American home to catch that midnight train before it’s attacked by Iranians and Antifa. Those are the people who interfered with our elections. The proof is coming. Any questions? Yes. No, not you. You’re an ugly woman who probably spreads fake news. Thank you very much ”
With Journey’s opus now entirely accurate, the song has seen some minor success, becoming the new theme music for “Gogurt” treats and the fight song for the new Las Vegas A’s, a small stickball team. But it can only go up from there. Thanks to President Trump.
He never stops Believin’.
